I saw that the new Pirates of the Caribbean film is coming out soon (May 26th to be precise) and it got me thinking about our old friend, Orlando Bloom. What EVER happened to him? Is he OK? When was his last acting job besides his favourite Disney franchise movie? How does he not get bored? And so on. And then I moved on with my life because I remembered he did that slightly odd Netflix series, Easy. Plus he’s probably laughing all the way to the bank. Disney franchises, eh.
In other exciting news, I have a list for you of all the other films hitting our big screens soon. Though I can’t for the life of me find out the UK release date of the The Circle. Bad Screenster. Seriously – Google it. It doesn’t say it anywhere?! The Circle is one of my favourite books and i’m sad to see that it hasn’t got rave reviews. Tom Hanks? Emma Watson? John Boyega? How can that not work?
Here’s a line up of the ones to look out for. I have taken lots of inspiration from the list compiled at Digital Spy – so thanks guys! (But i’ve filtered through them to avoid the bad ones of course……) Enjoy!
FILMS, FILMS FILMS
King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (May 19th)
Snatched (May 19th)
The Secret Scripture (May 19th)
Pirates of the Caribbean: Salazar’s Revenge (May 26th)
Wonder Woman (June 2nd)
Baywatch (June 2nd)
The Mummy (June 9th)
My Cousin Rachel (June 9th)
The Shack (June 9th)
Gifted (June 16th. Oh Chris Evans, how wonderful you are)
Rough Night (June 16th)
Hampstead (June 23rd)
That should be enough to keep you going for the meantime! Here’s a picture of me and two friends at my birthday night out on Saturday. You know – just for fun.